A real friend doesn’t fix you.
They don’t optimize you.
They don’t diagnose you, coach you, brand you, or tell you what to do next.

A real friend sits next to you.

They stay when things are boring.
They stay when things are uncomfortable.
They stay when there’s nothing impressive to say.

Real friendship is not a hack.
It’s not scalable.
It doesn’t come with a script.

It takes time.
It takes energy.
It takes presence.

And in the world we live in — it sometimes takes money.

We don’t like admitting that.
We pretend friendship exists outside economics, as if time magically appears, as if attention is free, as if showing up doesn’t cost anything. But it does. It always has.

Most of us are exhausted.
Most of us are busy.
Most of us care — but not enough to rearrange our lives.

So instead of pretending otherwise, we say it plainly:

Here, we get the money out of the way so the friendship can be honest.

No guessing what the other person wants.
No wondering what you owe.
No hidden agenda.

Just two people agreeing:
Let’s be present with each other.

Real Friends is not therapy.
We won’t fix you.
We won’t pathologize your pain or turn your life into a problem to solve.

And we’re not pretending to be your childhood best friend either.

We are something simpler — and rarer.

We are human presence, offered intentionally.

You can talk.
You can vent.
You can cry.
You can sit in silence.
You can joke about nothing.
You can talk about things you’ve never said out loud.

You don’t have to be interesting.
You don’t have to be okay.
You don’t have to get better.

You just have to show up — however you are.

This exists because loneliness is real.
Because being “high-functioning” doesn’t mean being supported.
Because not everything needs to be productive to be valuable.

Because sometimes what you need most
is someone willing to stay.

We believe friendship is not weak.
It is not childish.
It is not inefficient.

It is foundational.

So yes — this is a company.
Yes — this is a service.
Yes — this is an LLC.

But at its core, it’s something very old:

One human being choosing to be with another.

That’s it. That’s the offering.

If that sounds strange to you,
you’re probably exactly who this is for :)